Dad jokes

[Iconic5.0]

Not sure why this thread doesn’t already exist but we gotta do better than this!

 

[Iconic5.0]

So this is a real one, coworker sent me a message because he gives me a hard time about Ford. Just good fun and all…it’s just he’s actually wrong.

Anyway he told me he saw my truck was a Tremor and said if Dodge made it, they would call it an Earthquake.

I replied, Chevy beat dodge to that name because everything they make is a huge disaster!

 

[CMar]

Not sure if this is a dad joke, but my buddy told me this and he's a Dadjokeaholic.

What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Only one of them is wanted.

 

[Spamslurpee]

No we don't. No one needs cheesy dad jokes.

 

[Whichwaysup]

@Spamslurpee - how do you know if it's a real Dad joke?

Because it is always full grown . . . .

(I'll be here all night, folks)

 

[Whichwaysup]

 

[DirtyBoots]

When does a dad joke become a dad joke???

When it becomes Apparent

 

[DirtyBoots]

What kind of cat can you not trust????

A cheetah